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Untimely Demise

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ISBN 101430312939
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untimelier, untimeliest 1. Occurring or done at an inappropriate time; inopportune. Occurring too soon; premature: an untimely death.

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"In the Event of My Untimely Demise", a short story by Robin D. Laws, was released as Pathfinder Tales web fiction in August and September and as a compiled ebook in October It is a tie-in to Laws's Pathfinder Tales novel Blood of the City.

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